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The Cookie Crumbles: Tesla vs Alphabet

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Tesla missed, Alphabet crushed it. But guess who gets the 180x PE multiple?

 
KEY TAKEAWAYS
  • Tesla’s valuation is heavily based on future growth rather than current fundamentals
  • Q2 earnings revealed weak free cash flow and shrinking unit sales
  • Alphabet’s Q2 results were strong across revenue, margins, and all major segments
  • Despite strong fundamentals, Alphabet trades at a lower valuation than peers
  • The black and white cookie serves as a metaphor for balancing growth expectations
MY HOT TAKES
  • Tesla’s $300+ stock price might be more about Musk than math
  • Alphabet is being priced like a legacy media company, not an AI leader
  • Investors are rewarding hype over earnings—again
  • Valuation gaps like this won’t last forever
  • Not all growth is created equal—some of it actually earns money
  • You can quote me: “With Tesla, it would appear that the vast amount of the company’s share price can be attributed to the what may be versus the what is.”

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